girls with j names

some of the finest females you’ll ever meet that are completely clueless to you liking them.

“hey i kinda like this girl…”
“oh what’s her name?”
“jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
“why not?”

“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”

by marian reind April 1, 2023

GCU GIRL

Recognizable by the way they wear more makeup than clothes; Generally having unnaturally blond hair and a burnt tan; Known for sporting short golf skirts and doing tik tok dances around campus; See ignorant bitch for a more accurate portrayal.

Dude: Bro! Did you see that girl? She's so fine

Bro: Dude, I know! But she's a total GCU girl. Such a bitch.

by tismmaster69 April 3, 2023

Big girl surprise

Big girl surprise is what you get when you undress a very obese woman , it's the bacteria that grows in their folds and crevices of fat and the cottage cheese that comes out of their vagina by having a yeast infection.

Yeah bro I hooked up with this fat bitch last night and she gave me the big girl surprise!!

by 1Bigggmike1 April 3, 2023

white girl sauced

so belligerently sauced that you have no regard for any humanity

and she told her brother "my friend is so into you she talks about you all the time she wants to get with you" and I said "that bitch was white girl sauced"

by billy bahb May 31, 2024

Rink Girl(s)

A term to described women who work in the ice rink. Especially female Zamboni drivers (opposite of ice girls). Most likely derogatory…

Hockey guy: “hey! It’s the rink girl(s)!”
Female Zamboni drivers: *uhh…” *aggressive side eye*

by zamgirl June 1, 2024

Good Girl Drug

An effective drug that is used by calling the patient a "good girl". It is usually requested and administered by transfems or closeted transfems "eggs" on the subreddit r/egg_irl. It is a harmful drug to transmascs.

"I'm feeling dysphoric today, can I get some of the Good Girl Drug?"
"You're a very pretty and good girl, don't take too much or you'll get addicted :3"

by Wakamille June 3, 2024

Jason Girl

A Jason Girl is a girl who is in between being considered too fat for sex and just slim enough.

Oh yikes he brought a jason girl to prom

by Ashoota June 4, 2024