You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

You

a stupid idiot who searches crap up on urban dictionary

bob: "omg such a you"
bob #2: "(starts crying) no I'm not, YOU ARE A YOU!!

by harrypoopyeet January 7, 2019

I just want to hug you

It's a politer way to tell someone that you just want to fuck them

I just want to hug you

by Idk man, something January 8, 2019

good game see you never

After you completely demolish some one in any game, use this. They will be unable to win against you in that game unless they say the same to you in a different game. So good game see you never

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so good game see you never

by newAcronym January 8, 2019

Calm down before you get knocked down

This sentence can is used as a joke, it can be used everywhere when you want to bully someone, you can also use this to joke around with your friends.

Friend: Did you really just threatened me now?
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry

by Invalyd January 13, 2019

Juice it for what you got

It means to make the most out of an opportunity.

Juice it for what you got: It means to make the most out of an opportunity.

Example: Wow, backpack kid is really juicing the floss for what it’s got. He’s is music videos, video games, he even has a song now!

by Doctortrending January 13, 2019

i putty you

Putty, to feel sorry for someone who cannot think for themselves putty

Timmy, I putty you for not learning the truth.

by Osokx7 January 14, 2019