paint your wood

When you ask to paint someone's wood, you are asking to get in a sexual situation with them and cumming all over them. Another way to use it is to ask to get your wood painted, asking to get into a sexual situation and getting cummed on. You also use it by saying that someone's wood got painted.

Example 1-
Guy: to guy or girl: Can I paint your wood?

Example 2-
Guy or girl to guy: Will you paint my wood? OR Can you get my wood painted?

Example 3-
Person to other person: Did you hear that Bob painted Jordan's wood?

by SWAGSEX December 26, 2014

morning wood

see monopoly and stiffy

i dunno what causes morning wood

by ross March 5, 2004

wood grain grippin

when your ride's got a wood grain steerin wheel

"swervin while i'm workin tha wood wheel, whateva city i'm in, i find out where tha hood is"

by bucks214 June 27, 2005

Wood thrusting

Where a man is sexually deprived and leads his fun to nature.
Basically. A Man thrusting his penis in/between trees to get sexual pleasure.

Dave: Hey Jim. Have you ever put your penis between a split tree and thrusted between it?
Jim: Oh you mean Wood Thrusting? Me and my son do that every sunday.

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

milwaukee wood

Doing a girl up the butt so she doesnt get pregnant

Guy: I want sex but i dont have a condom.
Girl: Well i dont want to get pregnant, how about you give me milwaukee wood
Guy: I will pleasure you with milwaukee wood.

by JoeKewle May 17, 2009

Wood Booger

Someone from the state of Maine, who uses terms such as “feed her the corn” “yessuh” and “bub”. Gets horny over oversized tires and the smell of diesel fuel. Skilled with their hands and knows how to fix anything with ratchet straps and zip ties, can skin a deer but can’t spell basic words. Usually missing a few teeth.

My wood booger wife yelled “feed her the corn” when I was driving, I immediately started questioning my decision to marry her.

by Heytrep August 2, 2019

soraya wood

soraya wood has the biggest bum all natural, it can sometimes deflate when she does 69 with boys. looks like a baby but is more likely to make babies at the age of 14. she picks her nose then wipes it on her bum crack. she has severe asthma but decides to be a vape lord even though her best mate emi has seen her nearly die from walking to fast

#athsma #bum

wow soraya wood has a bum

by ursecretadmierer February 27, 2021