Bethan smith

A very small and annoying girl. She is okay at times but is a real bitch at times some might one to beat her up
Oh yeah i think bethan smiths well annoying
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Kirk Smith

Kirk smith’s are kind, thoughtful and warm-hearted. When it comes to movie quotes and song lyrics, kirk smith’s are said to have had the memory of an elephant. Regardless of what Nate Smith’s think, Kirk Smiths are by far the best snow skiers in their families.

Kirk Smiths are loyal friends, brothers, uncles and soon to be husbands. Kirk smith’s often hold family records for most speeding tickets by the age of 16 1/2. Regardless of what Mike Smiths thinks, Kirk Smith's have the best taste have the best taste of music in the family.
Kirk Smith will marry Kelly Smith.
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Nate Edward Smith

The want to be man whore that cant get any women to save his life. He wants a women to show him a little affection but that will never happen
Did you hear about Nate Edward Smith being weird again
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sonny smith

Sonny Smith, Sonny Smith is a little virgin who hangs out with girls but doesn’t do anything about it, Sonny Smith claims he has girlfriends but in actuality he has never had one.
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Livi Smith

Fake slag who gets with people’s exes and especially her best friends and also try’s to make other people’s friends suicidal because she’s such a bitch
Guess who shagged my ex ‘Livi Smith’ oh what a surprise
by suck ur mum😁😁 November 25, 2019
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LIVI SMITH

a fucking slag who shags there friends exes and makes there friends suicidal cus she a sket who’s got nothing better to do
Guess who shagged my ex? “Livi Smith” oh what a surprise
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Smith College

Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.

The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.

Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.

As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.

Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.

The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...

Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.

Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
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