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Cyber Visionary

Someone who doesn't really know how computers work, but has managed to convince everyone else they are the ones that need the pedestal.

Cyber visionaries can normally be identified making agreeable, generic and often obvious statements about computers at conferences or on twitter.
Oh, he's a cyber visionary, that explains it.
by SirN1Xy May 20, 2022
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Tunnel Vision

Actual Definition: A condition that causes exceptionally poor peripheral vision.

Common Definition: The inability to look at or even consider another point of view. Very common in modern-day politics.

See also: My way or the highway
"Joe has severe tunnel vision. You could be walking right by his side for like half an hour and he probably wouldn't notice."
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 28, 2022
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Dick Vision

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.
Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.
by Schilp June 4, 2022
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tunnel vision intelligence

Someone whose only intelligent in one topic but when it comes to understanding anything besides that one topic they're stupid
A person with tunnel vision intelligence is the most intelligent (insert job title) in their field but dumb as f*** with anything else. "How can you possibly be capable of open heart surgery but can't understand a simple movie?"
by Queen Penelope July 28, 2022
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monta vista

A highly competitive public high school in Cupertino California, often mistaken for Monte Vista Christian School. Around the late 1990s, asians began taking over and now it has become a nerd school. It is extremely homogenous not only in terms of the appearance of the students, but also their interests and hobbies, such as music tastes.

Girls usually listen to Kpop and boys listen to a random mainstream rapper, has anyone heard of Dragonforce? Probably not. Most people think about grades all day, and about 97% of the students end up in college. But there's always a cult of 20-30 kids who work out all the time. There's also a group of people who wanna be rappers or something, and think they are gangsters. 100% of the students identify as part of the LGBTQ community. We have a communist club. Oh and did I mention that every club on campus was created for the sole purpose of helping kids get into harvard? The only sports teams that win anything are crosscountry. cuz we skinny. Football team sucks.

You'd think that people in monta vista were "good kids", since they just study all day, but drugs and alchohol have been smuggled to homecoming , people do that dance called freaking, and coitus happens on campus.
You're so Monta Vista that you pulled allnighters in higschool to get straight A's and 20 APs to get into UC Berkeley computer science and graduate summa cum laude, only to have your boss be a San Jose state grad with a 2.8 gpa.
by YouraverageMVGrad August 9, 2022
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sticky vision

an annoying inside joke that no one knows the real meaning behind.
All my friends strive for sticky vision, but i am alone on my couch tonight.
by TomBRadyisgod September 14, 2022
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Woo vision

Random man: Wow it’s woo vision

Random man’s wife: that’s hot I wish you were in woo vision
by Stickymickey147 November 1, 2022
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