Uncle Mike

The Caucasian version of an Uncle Tom. He has not loyalty and will sell out his family for promises made by strangers. He has no backbone and fears being alone. He is so lonely he does laundry with other peoples moms on Sundays until they run or die to get away. In his youth he had promise, loving family, everything but his own low self esteem and fear of rejection sank him to the lowest thing a person can be, a traitor against their own family.

That piece of shit Uncle Mike, 69 still calling himself Punkypoo2, better just keep his $5 whore and stay home because no one wants him here. And that little dog too mya

by Jessie’s Girl September 5, 2019

Uncle Paul

Uncle Paul /- noun.

A white male supervisor, considered to be excessively accommodating , obedient, or scared of retaliation, from subordinates of color.

We have a lot of Call'ins (absentees) at my job because my manager is an Uncle Paul.

by 6+1 June 13, 2018

Uncle Howards Kids

people that act brand new or funny style and act squirly like they are so much better than someone else.

my cousin bart thinks he is so much better than everyone else he must be one of uncle howards kids.

by coley the beast from the east April 6, 2007

Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.

1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel

by Nitspike May 13, 2018

secret french uncle

secret french uncle in your attic, that's the way you know how to fluently speak french at age 10.

you have a secret french uncle in yur attic

by ekkekekekekekke69420 September 30, 2021

Here’s your uncle

It means that your 40 year old uncle comes into your room with a leather mask and a leather belt and says here’s your uncle

Me: oh I dropped the soap better go pick it up

My uncle : here’s your uncle

by Beat it daddy 555 April 10, 2019

uncle paul nightmare

a term used to describe the total and absolute disgust and/or dislike of anything generally accepted as fun, desirable, loving and exciting.

Most people love the beach, the warm weather and a good margarita , but it is an uncle paul nightmare to Johnny.

by sageisms January 4, 2018