Southampton Solent University 

Southampton Institute with a face lift. Is in fact the second worst Uni in the UK (only because some other dump, didn't submit itself for inspection!)
Populated by 'Students of an Alternative Academia' (aka, Media Studies and Catering degrees)
A scar on the face of beautiful Southampton.
Also known as the 'dimstitute'

"I say good man, where's that degree you've acquired from?"

"It's from Southampton Solent University like!"

"Don't you mean the 'dimstitute'? FUCK OFF, you Gypsy, go find a job at Maccy D's!"

Southampton Solent University by Alasdair Weeks October 25, 2005

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

The Party Scene
The Mount offers a wide variety of parties. The sports team act of though they are fraternities and each seem to have a competition to who can throw the best bash. The rugby team is known for the weekend keggers, the lax team is known for the roofie parties, the baseball team for their jungle juice and soccer parties at the townhouses. The best times we have are at theme parties that range from ceo-secartary hoes to 8th grade dance party. The adminstration knows all this campus does is drinks so they provide after-parties but we all show up for the free pizza drunk off our asses.

Tiki Dance
Christmas Dance

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by Big Bertha April 10, 2005

Elon University 

A college in North Carolina, comprising mostly of Northerners. Not bad people overall, a little immature. A preppy place, and on its way up in the world. The girls are better than the guys.

There is a large percentage of homosexual guys. Be in a fraternity.

Elon University by J. D. Notgiven IV November 22, 2004

Boston University (BU) 

The school for the rich, snobby, and elite kids. They live a life only you could dream about, fuck girls you wish you could talk to, drive cars you'd valet, and party like you never dreamt. Yet, they run billion dollar empires and hire Harvard and MIT graduates.

Guy 1: Hey, do you know that kid from Boston University (BU) that drives the CL500?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a Prince from the Middle - East.
Guy 1: Oh what about his other friend next to him?
Guy 2: Oh that guys Dad is the head of the Cocaine cartel in Columbia.

Boston University (BU) by BU Lover August 1, 2007

Cambridge University 

The joint top University in Great Bitain. It is full of some of the brightest students in the country. Its joint top with Oxford. Oxford and Cambridge are often called Oxbridge.

Cambridge: How did you do in your exams?
Student: Yes, I got straight A's
Cambridge:Well the come to Cambridge University

Cambridge University by British brunette June 11, 2006

Texas A&M University

A school so amazing that their last university president is now the Secretary of Defense.

person 1: Where do you go to school?
person 2: Texas A&M University
person 1: Isn't the former president the secretary of defense?

Texas A&M University by shortkid10 January 1, 2007

Lubbock Christian University 

A Church of Christ University in Lubbock, Texas. Many students either graduate from Lubbock Christian High School or are from out of town. It is commonly referred to as "Love Connection University", because the vast majority of students marry a fellow Chap. LCU is a tight knit community that prides itself on its "Girl's Clubs" and "Boy's clubs". These groups are essentially sororities and fraternities that are rule-bound under the University. Those who choose to abstain from joining a club or playing sports will find themselves struggling to fit in due to the lack of academic activities. LCU is very much a socially focused University.

I live in Lubbock and had never heard of Lubbock Christian University, but they accepted my financial aid... so I came.

Lubbock Christian University by LCUStudent March 30, 2010