tooth tunes

Brilliant musical toothbrushes that existed back around 2007 to 2013 at least, that played a song to help make brushing your teeth fun. Each brush played a different song.

“We were rocking out while brushing with our tooth tunes!

by musicmachine2018 June 12, 2018

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toothman

A very spiteful and angry person who is very good at articulating just how much they hate you

Man, that guy was a toothman, he sent me a huge message saying,"I shall rend thy flesh from thy body just as night rend light from day. Your sanity will wane as the moon, day by day, night by night. Your mind shall become as blank as a shadow, the only imperfections being your memory of your mistake. You will not forget, for I shall remind you every waking and retiring moment of every day my humiliation. I will engrave your mistake into you, your flesh as the paper, your blood the ink, and your eternal suffering the pen. Your life, if it could even be called life rather than prolonged demise, shall consist of suffering and reminding, blank from all else. Even if God has mercy on your soul, I will not, for under my caring hand, your very soul shall diminish and be destroyed, if it doesn't leave your body to preserve itself." All I did was say he needed some acne cream.

by Somecrazytoothguy May 16, 2018

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toothman

1) a dentist
2) someone who isn't tongue in cheek about anything, and if you are, will bite your head off with their oh so useful teeth(by talking hopefully)

3) someone who was bullied in high school for having the name toothman
4) a very temperamental person who is also very articulate about just how much they hate you

I was so scared of that toothman, even though I bullied him in high school and he ended up being a dentist, he totally roasted me, man!

by thatonetoothguy May 16, 2018

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