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feeding a troll 

When you fail to see someone is trolling and you are like : I am gonna come back at this guy with some logical argument and he's gonna see the errors of his ways and walk away from the situation.

How could you have been so stupid?
Throwing logic at a troll is like throwing a piece of sausage at a tank. Wasted effort. And plus, you lost a sausage. You could have made a moderately yummy sandwich with that sausage and now you have nothing for lunch. Yup. That's what you get from feeding a troll.
feeding a troll by Dunder Ball January 12, 2015
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Trollers Gonna Troll 

no explanation needed
"Get pranked bro!! Now you don't have pants!! Trollers gonna troll! HE HE HE HAW!"
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Internet Troll 

Someone who is really hard to talk with, because of his/her intention to annoy others in the internet.
Usually found in large forums or mailing lists.
Best to stay away from them.
Guy one : "Facebook will be closed."
Guy two : " . . . and so will my life :("
Internet Troll : "You're a bunch of basement dwellers, go
fuck yourselves. HELL YEAH FACEBOOK WILL BE DEAD ! "
Guy one : "Mod, pls . . . "

10 Minutes later, on the Troll's screen ;)

YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED
Why you're there anyway ? :/

Moderator
Internet Troll by Emil-sama January 13, 2011

Turd Troll 

usually a annoying-ass individual who thinks he/she is a hippie and pretty much the reincarnation of "Jimmy Hendrix". These "Turd Trolls" are mostly famous for their turd-like dredlocks, which are fashioned by week old piece of turd found in the jungles of South Africa, but to obtain this majestic substance they must fight off the powerful wilderbeasts of the jungle with their extremely terrible taste in music. Thus the music was so audibly painful, the wilderbeasts jumped off the tallest of mountains and committed suicide. After this vicious battle, the "Turd Troll" calls his servants of dung beetles to roll up the "goods" and rub and roll the turd on their head, swirling their poorly damaged hair around it. Atlas! You have your "Turd Troll". These species of people usually wear tie-dye and wish they were Jamaican, even though they're white as hell.
Person #1: "Hey is that a "Turd Troll"?

Person #2: Does he have dredlocks and wearing tie-dye

with Jimmy Hendrix on it?

Person #1: Yup.

Person #2: Then, he is a Turd Troll.

Person #1: Awwww, poor douchebag.
Turd Troll by j-jello January 7, 2010

room troll 

(noun)- A person, particularly a roommate in college, who never leaves the room, may even bring his/her own food with them so they don't have to go to the cafeteria, and generally never gets out of their pajamas. The only time this person will leaver the room is to go to the bathroom, or a fire alarm
-My God Steve, does Evan ever leave the room?
- No, he really is a room troll
room troll by harvey korman June 5, 2011

Sora the troll 

Sora the troll is a nerd.
Sora the troll by urwayscared October 18, 2019

Cave Troll 

A race of monstrous creatures found in caverns and dark places. They are known from an encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring as they passed through Moria, but were evidently found elsewhere in Middle-earth, too. These trolls, along with orcs and perhaps other creatures, were originally sent to inhabit Moria by Sauron some five hundred years before the War of the Ring.

The cave-trolls of Moria were of huge size with a skin of dark green scales, and flat, toeless feet. The fact that Gandalf was able to recognise the creature he encountered in Moria specifically as a cave-troll strongly suggests that this appearance was shared by others of the kind.

Cave Trolls are in the same species as Russo but the true way to tell them apart is by the thickness of their manhood. A russo usually has a very thick but short penis like a tuna can.
I got attacked by a bunch of russos i mean cave trolls and swingin clubs ultimately breaking everything that is valuable.

Is it me or does that russo i mean cave troll hav no teeth.
Cave Troll by Dave7881 September 16, 2005