Meat Tenderizer

a female who makes all males around her soften their meat

"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"

by Justin Sheridan December 28, 2005

Meat Curtains

That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.

Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

Meat Gazing

to watch or stare at male body parts, particularly the genital area.

guy: all of those girls were meat gazing in hollister today.
girlfriend: bitches

by hepnerd March 29, 2010

Little Meat

A small penis.

My little meat is ejaculating so much cum that I feel dizzy.

by Minecraft1238 January 17, 2019

Meat Ache

The overstuffed feeling you get after eating at one of those Brazilian rotisserie joints

Waiter - Would you like to look at the desert menu?

You - No man, I've got a meat ache!

by STAdefZeph November 2, 2010

Meat-Necklace

The act of wrapping ones cock around a second parties neck. A.K.A. Cock Noose

Isaac missed me so much I gave him a meat-necklace with a ball locket that had a picture of us lighting farts in it.

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

meat puff

A homosexual male, a fairy.

Did you hear that Aaron came out of the closet? I had no idea he was a meat puff.

by timmyj72 December 9, 2006