Parody of Pms. A condition where one is sleepy after a meal, normally not a problem at home where you can sleep. However this condition is a danger at school or at work. Under this condition, a person feels tired, not able to think too clearly, and wants to sleep on the spot.
post lunch syndrome
After lunch
Student comes to class tired, walks over to desk and sits down. Soon after the teachers starts class the student falls asleep.
Student: ZZzzzZZZ *snore*
Teacher: "Wake up!" *hits desk with a yardstick* *Student wakes up startled and abruptly.* "Are you having post lunch syndrome?"
After lunch
Student comes to class tired, walks over to desk and sits down. Soon after the teachers starts class the student falls asleep.
Student: ZZzzzZZZ *snore*
Teacher: "Wake up!" *hits desk with a yardstick* *Student wakes up startled and abruptly.* "Are you having post lunch syndrome?"
by Jonrod January 26, 2009
Get the post lunch syndrome mug.The existential dread followed directly after being immersed into Balkan culture and returning back to your native country.
"The utter lack of Burek, Rakija and 2nd hand smoke are the main catalyst for a period of Post-Balkan Depression, also known as PBD"
by 1st hand smoker March 10, 2017
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-Damn... Hooked up with a Colombian last night .. Super hot
-Was it good??
-Yah.;.But she wanted to snuggle n shit and shit but I had "Post O Disgust"
-Was it good??
-Yah.;.But she wanted to snuggle n shit and shit but I had "Post O Disgust"
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Get the Post O Disgust mug.A Post-Hardcore kid is a teenager who listens to alot of "core" music, especially "Post-Hardcore". They are definite about their character, and they dont really follow a basic trend. They don't "Hardcore Dance", put on make-up, wear EXTREMELY tight pants, and they definitely don't say they are "bisexual" just because everybody else is. They like to be themselves. Although they listen to alot of "scene" music, they are not scene. They do wear skinny jeans (but not excruciatingly tight ones), usually vans, band tees or graphic tees, and maybe sometimes they straighten their hair. So I 'guess' they do basically follow a trend, but not as much as "scenesters" or "hardcore kids". Yes, they might listen to more heavy music like "Emmure" or "Suicide Silence" sometimes, but they don't quickly label themselves. That's another thing. They don't label themselves. They wear and do what they want. So basically I don't know why I just labeled them as a "Post- Hardcore" kid. They don't really have name. (I just need something for the title) They like the bands for the music, not the screaming, not for the popularity, or not for just ONE song.
There really only a few of "these kids".
There really only a few of "these kids".
by bmth98 June 10, 2011
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by RebelFem April 21, 2014
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"Look at this instagram pic - Joe is going to the Steelers game tonight, he posted a pic of his tickets. Stupid Barcode Posting Dipshit! Some hacker will be in his seat!"
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Get the Barcode Posting Dipshit mug.When you miss going to universal with your friend and you look at all the good times you had and you realize how much you life sucks, yeet. Also you remember all the jokes and you realize how you should have done more, so much regret. SMH
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