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a cole thing

Someone who impulsively performs an act that makes others question their reality. Usually eating whatever is in their hands without even thinking.
Cole: *pulls out strands of hair and eats the skin off the ends* “oh, he did a cole thing again”

Cole: *puts his head through a wall after jumping down a flight of stairs because he felt like it* “now that, was the ultimate cole thing”
by shelbenator December 4, 2023
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The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.
Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*
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This is exactly why you have to take a hard stand on "mentally retarded people are retarded" See? This is me being correct again.
A literal retard "It's the thing you said but at you! Derrrrrrr!"

Hym "Literally everyone who sees this knows that they are just lying for you and we all know that you're just repeating the things I say as though it does something other than illustrate the fact that you're mentally retarded. A lot of you were crying like a bitch. Some of you did it for several years straight. This is just what happens when you let retards think they are people. I'm not going to forget. They may be willing to pretend for you but I know they are pretending. You know they are pretending. Just like your Jewish incest cult, the ritual is rendered entirely meaningless by the fact that it isn't real. And does it make you any less of a fish-faced cripple? No. Am I still the creator of AI? Yes."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2025
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It's a Chelsea thing

Being racist
Bill went to an away game and chanted racial slurs at players, it's a Chelsea thing.
by 1997HondaCivic March 19, 2021
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7 things and AAAAAHHHH

"All 7 Things and AAAAAHHHH come here, you all are in trouble" -Mom

"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH

"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom

"Thing 1, come here!" -Mom

"Coming mom" -Thing 1

"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1

"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom

They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH
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Fart of a thing

A country saying which makes reference to someone/something that is small
This apple is a fart of a thing.
You are only a fart of a thing.
by Michella_. September 9, 2018
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pencil tapping, the keyboard doesn't have the clickety klack, having one puzzle piece missing, you build a at-at instead of the milleniam falcon lego set, making an epic project and you don't get to present it.
those are the many things that people call "the most annoying thing ever"
"bro my game crashed after 2 hours of not saved progress, that is the most annoying thing ever"
by docter cat August 24, 2022
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