Happy Kade

A man that is severely in love with obese woman, and has a fetish of navigating their sticky, unwashed fat rolls with his tongue. As well as fishing out chunks of dried fat roll grease and spreading them on warm toast for breakfast.

The man was very excited as he performed the happy Kade on his semi truck of a woman.

by Keffer-naught July 10, 2023

Happy Python

Happy Python has the biggest balls in the universe. Even god himself fears him. Python even leaked his own phone number to a discord sever.

You got balls as big as Happy Python

by Rāñdøm güy April 29, 2022

happy surgery

getting blindfolded, bent over and getting bum raped by 5 big black borollic dudes and your asshole shall be put in a casket and get surgery to get a new ass hole.

I had happy surgery, the doctors told me i need to be in a wheelchair.

by VenemousRabbit January 4, 2022

happy paws

When your cat kneads you while purring

My cat was giving me happy paws today, I guess he luvs me.

by rawby January 13, 2022

Ultra Happy

According to Hoshizora Miyuki: Happiness like something shining around you and making your heart warm.

"That story is so cool, Reading it made me Ultra Happy!"

by DdlcFanlol October 1, 2022

Happy pappy

A term used to describe a male senior citizen receiving fellatio to the extent of climax

Every time I go to visit Grandpa he doesn't let me leave without making him a happy Pappy

by FavFreak4u October 6, 2022

Happy Week

Having sex with 5 different people 5 days in a row.

Yeah I tried going for a Perfect Week, but ended up with a Happy Week:(

by Medium penis guy May 22, 2022