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wank on the beach

when you don’t have all the ingredients for sex on the beach ,settle for what you’ve already got, have a wank on the beach
Bro can you give me another wank on the beach, it’s so good!?!?
by CocktailKing67 October 13, 2025
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Thunder Beach

An elegant upper-class town of Pimping & Swagger. Found in Ontario Canada.
These tricked out bitches are only usually up at their cottages during the summer, collecting pussy on the exquisite sands of the beach, but the cottager's happen to be huge dicks. The residential members of Thunder Beach however, chill there 24/7 all year round , and are usually the slickest most King mother fuckers you will ever see.. The richest members build multi-million dollar cottages just for fun, while the others who aren't fucking retarded cottagers, are out snappin' necks and cashin' cheques like a boss.
If you ever meet somebody from Thunder Beach they will probably kick your ass in anything you choose, and will most likely have bitches beneath their arms. If you are one of the lucky few to know somebody from Thunder Beach, bang them and you will become famous.
"Holy shit guy that chick is so hot" "She's got to be from Thunder Beach"

"Bro how does that guy have so many bitches?" "He's got that Thunder Beach Swag"
by reppinthebeach November 24, 2011
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Rockaway beach

Rockaway is a beach town we’re everyone stays up til 2 having big parties and having fun. In Rockaway you find the best people ever .if you don’t live in Rockaway then you don’t have a good life.ROCKAWAY IS AMAZING
Hey are you going to the best beach

Ya Rockaway beach
by Rockaway gal July 1, 2018
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Beach AIDS

Exposure coupled with alcohol. The body seems to shut down. Can last for extended periods of time.
I've got a case of Beach AIDS
by Doogle33 June 16, 2017
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Myrtle Beach 23

A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.

This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.

The equation is as follows:

Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”

Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022
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beach video

A video of two homos at the beach holding hands Execpt it didnt actually ever exist and fltwt somehow still fall for it everytime its mentioned.
beach video anon: hey so i saw ranboo and tubbo on the beach holding hands but-
the whole of fltwt: HOOLY SHITT!!!!!!
by fruityduotruther August 4, 2021
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Beach Pigeon

A seagull, but for dumb people.
"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"
by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020
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