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Work as hard as Ben

Somebody who jerks off a lot of dudes.
Guy 1: “hey do you go to the club tonight and work as hard as Ben?”
Guy 2: “yes, I’ll grab the lube
by McMilz December 6, 2021
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Work Effort Equation

(on an x/y graph)
x range (1-100) Your grade
y range (1-60+)minutes spent on assignment

High x, high y: You took your time and got the work done correctly; high work effort.

High x, low y: You rushed through it but managed to get a good grade, medium effort.

Low x, high y: You took your time but didn’t understand the material. At least you tried, medium effort.

Low x, low y: You rushed through and got a bad grade. Low effort.
Your work effort equation’s output can be used to show teachers and parents your are actually trying for when you get a bad grade, and also can be used to disprove people lying about their effort.
by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021
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That’s How Mafia Works

A meme that was created by the use of horrible instagram ads for the game “Mafia City”.

It is often misidentified as a meme started/popularised by YouTuber juggernaut, Pewdiepie, on 1/5/2019. However, it’s true origin lies with a video made by YouTuber, Slazo on 30/12/2018, titled “Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads (Mafia City)”.
Level 1 Criminal: *Robs a bank*
Level 1 Criminal becomes Level 15 Boss
Level 15 Boss: “That’s how Mafia works...”
by Never_SFW February 11, 2019
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New Work Tool

When a contractor or labor worker gets a new Mexican helper on the job.
Hey, I got a new work tool today at the concrete company! His name is Carlos.
by transamguy December 17, 2012
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One working week

Time given to average week worked, Monday to Friday are the usual office hours so one working week is from Monday to Friday
Your laptop will be ready in one working week
by G.A.D September 22, 2010
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Gave you the works

To put a person in their place to let them know not to mess with you
Bob:look carl if you dont sit ya rank self some where i will hit you back to where you came from. ight rankight frank:oooooooo bob gave you the works
by Btmgoku January 24, 2011
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