by Dalton H October 21, 2006

Nice shoes...wanna fuck? Lyrics: Carve another notch in your bedpost, whore. Lay back and tally up the score. Count the number of hearts you've ripped from chests. Then put your pretty eyes to rest. They've had a long day of looking for love in all the wrong places. Putting too much stock in pretty faces. When will you learn there is a difference between lust and love?
by HannahxCore July 16, 2006

When the person you use the insult on is bad at wearing shoes™ but weather they are bad at wearing shoes can only be judged by an official shoe wearing judger and these can only be appointed by the CEO, founder and revolutionary of your bad at wearing shoes™ - JT and what he says goes. Use this insult with caution as it can lead to depression and suicide as it is such a destructive insult but if used inpropererly can end in a law suit by the recipient of the insult
Hey (insert name) you fatty your bad at wearing shoes
"Mad applause and screaming after (insert name) falls on the floor crying and devastated"
"Mad applause and screaming after (insert name) falls on the floor crying and devastated"
by Bobby mcbobbingtons January 2, 2019

Dina: I've decided to join the judicial executive board.
Taris: I'll piss on your shoes!!!
Dina: (confused)
Taris: I'll piss on your shoes!!!
Dina: (confused)
by tashie_1234 April 27, 2008

References the generation following X that considers any footwear other than flip flops cages for feet.
I asked Tommy to remove his feet from the coffee table, and that multislacking, Gen y wear shoes 'spoda threw his flip flop at me.
by fundman January 4, 2009

A cunt
by PAIGE IS A GOODIE TWO SHOES October 26, 2017

by TIKTOKGAYLORD October 26, 2019
