Jordan

Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.

JORDAN IS THE GOD OF ALL FAT ASSES

by mommy mentle December 7, 2022

jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.

Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper

by lolsatjordancooper December 11, 2011

Jordans

Jordans is defined as a shoe owned or made for former basketball player Michael Jordan.

I can't wait for them new Jordans to come out.

by Rob run corleone September 10, 2022

Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.

"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan."

by namezsayz May 8, 2023

jordan guidotti

jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see

"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

jordan iversen

Commonly thought of as a lowly peasant, scraping the ground for pennies and food stamps, jordan is actually a supreme diety that should be worshipped. His godly powers and his beautiful looks aren't the only thing that make him so holy. He has an IQ of 180 and the strength and agility of a lion striking on its prey. All women love him and adore his looks. It is even said that just a glance from jordan can shatter a woman's heart instantly he is known across the land for his incredible appearence

Woman 1: look over there!
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.

Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen

by Jsjsbdhxjdbd February 13, 2017

Jordan

Zoe
Carly (that's an 8th grader)
Chech
Martina
Natalia
Kayla F

Jordan is a fucking whore.

by TJVan February 1, 2017