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Christian Eyes

You can always tell if someone is a "Born-again,""Pentacostal" or "Evangelical" Christian by looking in their eyes. In the eyes of these people, you see total self-assuredness, unabashed smugness and a general sense of superior virtue.

Christian Eyes, to the non-Christian, have an eerie glow or shine that makes one feel as though something terrible is about to happen.
"You can tell Sarah Palin is a Christian because she has Christian Eyes. It weirds me out."

"I was just walking along, minding my own business and then some guy with Christian Eyes looked at me and I felt really uncomfortable."
by Savage Parcel January 31, 2010
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crooked eye

When somebody gives you a look with one particular eye almost as if they have a lazy eye because they find you or your children annoying.
My supposed friend gave my baby the crooked eye when she got into my car.
by Dolores Machado January 4, 2010
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Private Eye

Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.
by Ian Chode June 5, 2003
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rolling eyes

Condescension, contempt, boredom, or exasperation.
Nancy was rolling eyes during the entire conversation with her headmaster.
by DAvi17 July 15, 2006
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chicken eye

it was her time of the month, so we decided to put it in the chicken eye.
by kenjo November 1, 2003
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glass eye

a term used to explain a lazy person who thinks he's the best. Looks good, doesn't work...
yeah, he's a glass eye...
by smoo lu'va January 15, 2008
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chinita eyes

Chinita eyes are eyes that resemble the slanted eyes of Asiatic peoples, HOWEVER, chinita eyes 90% of the time refers to a Latina who has "chinky" or chinita type eyes. In most cases, the girls are Mexican but could also refer to girls of Taina heritage from Puerto Rico and Dominican Republic, and of course, to the very indigineous women of countries like Peru, Bolivia, and Ecuador.
Dang chula you got some bangin chinita eyes!
by Fucking Urbandictionary July 28, 2006
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