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Canada's History

If T-bills are low, blame the social programs and unfair competition (lower overhead) of Canada. In Canada's History, Stephen Colbert would like to remind you to put your pants back on.
by _ROTE_ February 4, 2010
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canada's history

the sexual acting of shitting into a "mother-to-be's" pussy and fucking her until your shitty cock skull fucks the unborn baby...
"Did you hear how jill had an abortion?"
"no, how?"
"She let Nick give her a 'Canada's History'"
by NDGambella February 4, 2010
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Canada (ROBLOX)

The user "Canada" on the website ROBLOX is one of the many rare usernames on the website. He was recently terminated so all of his information on when he joined is unavailable at this moment. His alternate account is "McDonalds" another rare account name. It seems Canada is a well known active user on ROBLOX until up to he was terminated.
"Hey Canada (ROBLOX) I like your username. It's really rare."
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canada him

When someone acts interested in you then out of no where starts to act super shady and starts lying.
" You should just stop talking to him."
" I don't want to Canada him!"
by 219LoveGuru June 9, 2016
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Canada Shuffle

Developed by winter-wise Canadians, it is a form of walking across slippery/icy surfaces in which a person takes very small steps and shuffles their feet in penguin-like fashion.
Jimmy made his way towards Tim Horton's, carefully doing the Canada Shuffle so he wouldn't slip on the ice.
by MapleSyrupMoose November 16, 2013
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Canada

They hate Cajun people and other Southerners just like the North
Canada is fucked, never aide these cowardly two faced people. Socialism is stupid
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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Canada

Canada, is a shy and adorable character in Hetalia. Although he is not noticed by the other countries, America (his brother) is kind to him (in Americas' own way). He would never hurt a fly. He is very skilled in Hockey.
America: We could ask Canada.

everyone else: Who?
by ZoëTheJoey March 3, 2022
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