Tot Block

When you are rejected sexual intercourse because of the presence of a toddler
I had to babysit the other day, and that little kid totally tot blocked me.
by ThatsGWHY May 19, 2011
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Laugh blocking

When a guy goes in for a kiss and gets blocked by the other because they won’t stop laughing.
I tried to kiss Emily, but she’s totally laugh blocked me!

Laugh Blocking sucks fat black cocks!
by Swaggyinabaggy246810 September 13, 2018
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Tok Blocked

The act of disrupting and otherwise ruining your child's repeated attempts to record TikTok videos 24 hrs a day.
I just tok blocked her by throwing out a peace sign in front of the camera everytime she was about to finish her video
by Reyalp411 May 28, 2019
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Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR
I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him
by LessThanLethal February 28, 2020
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Block down

A term used to emphasize a previous action or phrase.
I don’t trust shit no more .. mne block down.
by Youhate30 January 05, 2020
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like-block

when you're about to like a comment on a social media site but a new comment is posted, shifting all previous comments upwards and forcing you to like a different comment.
"I was about to like your comment about Java but Jonah like-blocked me."
"Yeah, I saw his post. That's cold-blooded."
by -1812- March 20, 2014
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Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!
by BigBadButtBlaster December 05, 2019
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