Spongebob Squarepants

A children's anime about a slice of swiss cheese, a mentally retarded (possibly psychotic) starfish, a squid with a dick as a nose, a sexually transmitted disease, and a typical American.

Me: You wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants?
You: No, it became shit.
Me: Fuck you then.

by Koolkay109 May 9, 2018

bang a square

To smoke a cigarette.

I'm going to bang a square.

by Sonic b November 8, 2013

back to square 1

you start the first high of many to go

kid wakes up with friend starts smoking...

kid1:damnnn im fuckin blown

kid2:ahhh mee too..back to square 1!

by killac_23 March 16, 2009

squarejohn

n. a lame-o, or. someone who displays no signs of hipness or sense of adventure whatsoever; a person who is overtly conservative, often likely to be a narc; a gaynal

Why did you ask Jason to party with us tonight? He is such a squarejohn; I heard he ratted out Phil for having a dimebag in school.

by Lord Gaynal September 26, 2006

squarehead

(n.) One whos head has corners. Typically overuses the word 'cunt', and has little humour.

You cunt, get me my cunting coffee.

Stfu squarehead. See ☺

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

squarehead

A derogatory nick name for a person who's head is rather square and is very sensitive about it. It is generally a male, and will cry on the occasion someone were to call him a squarehead. Try it on boys named ryan.

ryan, you are a squarehead!

by macbook33 August 20, 2009

square

word used when refering to a very butch lesbian. Made because of the squareness of shoulders. Also known as a bull dyke.

The square came up to me a the bar and asked to buy me a drink.

by skwair May 20, 2003