Simkin’s Special

When someone, usually a male, applies a large quantity of twisted tea inside the lady parts of a female in a fashion to where the body parts are used in the same manner as a cup; accordingly, the male then proceeds to slurp the twisted tea out leaving no drop behind and in the process pleasuring the women.

Blake: Aye, what did you give her?
Chris: Just a little Simkin’s Special.

by KurtSpilker69 March 28, 2022

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Scottsdale Special

When your scrotum gives off an odor reminiscent to onions and burnt bacon.

John: Hey man, how was work?
Mike: Terrible, man. I worked so hard I got the Scottsdale Special goin' on.

by Blunty McDoob October 11, 2012

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Kirkland Special

Receiving an unexpected finger in your butthole when it pokes through Costco’s horrible toilet paper during a wipe job.

Gave myself the old Kirkland Special today when the chimichanga from last night wanted out.

by Last2Know January 19, 2023

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Rojas Special

The act of a girl texting you late at night in need for a hard thrusting of the penis into her vagina while yelling out your name. After physical contact, you realize that you have feelings for her and can not continue the booty calls therefore you give into your feelings as well as hers and become boyfriend and girlfriend while all of your friends ridicule you.

Nick: Yo Rachel texted me "hey" with a smiley face.

Leo: Dude, she wants the Rojas Special. Whose going to give it to her my man? You are!

by LDL1122 April 26, 2012

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