shoots

OK. Goodbye. Agreed. Dammit/shit.

Guy 1: It was nice to see you, but I gotta head out. Talk to you later.
Guy 2: Alright bro, shoots.

Guy 1: Aye check out that girl over there. The wind blew up her skirt.
Guy 2: Where?!
Guy 1: Aw man you just missed it.
Guy 2: Shoots!

by Rayaj June 19, 2016

Shoot from the Hip

When a man ejaculates out of his non-erect penis

I think I'm about to cum...
But you're still soft?
Yeah, I'm going to shoot from the hip

by user31415 January 12, 2021

The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up

the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy

by chuld molester July 20, 2024

Misdemeanor Shooting

A non fatal, almost consensual, shooting that occurs where subjects involved miraculously have not seen, heard, or know anything about it. Nor are they worried about any subsequent events following.

Darn, this is basically a Misdemeanor Shooting.

by ASeriousGuy December 17, 2023

Shooting Yolks

To ejaculate

Damn, that ass was phat! I was shooting yolks in 5 minutes!

by whale358 August 9, 2023

shooting star

The sexual act of spreading open ones anus, so that your partner can defecate inside of it.

She asked me if I liked ass play... I unfortunately said yes... A shooting star is not something you want.

by Elishnus July 28, 2016

Shooting Around the Dark

Not to random Guess

Friend: So who committed arson?
Friend 2: It was Him
Friend 3: No it wasn't me dumbass
Me: Stop shooting around the dark, we aren't getting somewhere

by TheRealGeoBoy March 3, 2021