punch a cranky

taking a dump of epic proportions; a variation of punch a grumpy.

See you on the other side; I have to punch a cranky.

by aristo July 5, 2009

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Munch and Punch

When you are eating a female out while blasting away two fingers deep until she can't stand it anymore and you have to slip it in her

This smokeshow wasn't about it I hit her with the old munch and punch. After that she was wetter than niagra falls.

by Gunner12 September 21, 2017

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Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.

G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."

B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."

by Benny Dawg January 16, 2011

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pipeline punch

The act of putting a condom on one's fist and repeatedly punching someone's anus

"Dude some girl wanted me to give her a pipeline punch last night"

by The great bucknasty April 15, 2016

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Punch in the butt

A game to break up a boring or awkward moment by punching someone in the butt, usually an innocent bystander. After you punch them you proclaim, "punch in the butt!"

frank: what a wast of time why am i here? Ow! what the hell man?!

Billy: Punch in the butt!

by itaub1 August 31, 2010

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