potato bonus

Refers to the tasty spud-chunks that are included in canned mixed vegetables, as opposed to frozen bags of them that only contain the "standard five" garden-delights (peas, green beans, carrots, corn, and green lima beans).

Canned mixed vegetables are indeed blessed with a potato bonus, are pre-cooked and ready-to-eat, and do not require refrigeration till opened, but there are drawbacks to them when compared to just the frozen kind: they may cost more per ounce (i.e., over a buck for a 15-ounce can as opposed to maybe two bucks for a two-pound cello-bag; there is considerably less than the stated weight of solid veggies in the can, also, since a lot of the product's volume is made up of the broth that they're cooked in), they are often excessively salty, and they aren't usually so robust-flavored as the freshly-cooked fare you'd get from stewing up a frozen bag of them yourself, either.

by QuacksO March 3, 2019

Ass Potato

Feces developed by a creature of any form. (Shit)

I gotta take a major ass potato

by patricia morarez October 13, 2020

Cool potatoes

When something is really cool it mean school potatoes

I’m walking down the street and I see somebody shoes and I will say to them your shoes are cool potatoes

by Ainsley potato May 23, 2021

Potato zombie

nonsense

"That's a load of potato zombie"

by Chit4brans October 15, 2020

Dirty Potato

When an individual with a penis and testicles inserts said testicles into their partner's anus. Oftentimes, the "potatoes" will come out covered in feces.

A sexual act that is not for the faint of heart.

Ashley and I did the Dirty Potato last night.

by johnfortnitekreger February 1, 2023

Dirty Potato

A demeaning sexual gesture involving smearing feces on one's testicles and tea-bagging an individual while they are unaware.

I gave my cheating ex-girlfriend a dirty potato on her birthday.

by D.isfor.Donut September 4, 2018

potato factor

The scale on which you rate your computer's ability to do computer functions or play games. Usually something most of your friends in the PCMR forget to take into account.

Friend: "Dude, how are you rubber-banding in rocket league? You have a ping of 2?!"
You: "You've obviously forgotten the potato factor"

by ThisFuckerHasDefinitions December 13, 2016