Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

James small

James is a nice person and a bad enemy. When you first meet he will be nervous but once you get to know each other he’s a smart person who will always stand up for you. Never make a James your enemy or you’re in trouble. A James will never let his issues bother you. James is an amazing person

Who was that kid who fell off his chair, must be a james small

by Jameson13 September 12, 2019

Big Mac and small fries

Three midgets standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat to look like a tall guy.

This 7ft tall fella pushed in front of me in the queue. I thought,”he’s a giant! I ain’t gonna mess with him!”. Then the coat buttons came undone and three dwarves tumbled out! That Big Mac and small fries ran out quick fast!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Small

This word is used to describe the indescribably incomprehensibly SMALL the small twitch streamer ‘Crazy__Corsair’ is

The PPG is so fucking small, THAT HER HOUSE IS WOVEN OUT OF QUANTUM STRINGS

by Atlas_folf August 21, 2025

small beans

When something “is small beans”, it is not as significant of a problem or achievement, when compared to something else.

The $50 bill I misplaced is small beans compared to the $2000 I lost on the stock market.

by the riverside June 19, 2025

Smalls

The best Fortnite player

Smalls is the beat

by Trickiesmalls June 5, 2018

Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.

I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024