Jersey, Channel Islands

A very beautiful and breathtaking island, located in the Strait of Dover (between Southeast England and Northwest France). It has a lot of tourist attractions and plenty of good seafood and quality of life. Some of the happiest places in all of Europe. Some of the notable places to visit are: St. Helier, Jersey Zoo, St. Brelade's Bay, Beauport Beach, La Corbiere, Grosnez Castle, Sorel Point and St. Quens Bay. If you want peace and quiet in a small island with friendly people all around, Jersey, Channel Islands is the place to be.

Guy 1: Man, I've been to Jersey, Channel Islands for the first time! It feels so amazing with a rich culture and a slow, yet fun pace of life.
Guy 2: That's lovely! I want to visit that beautiful island soon.

by LaserImouto August 9, 2022

Saltaire, Fire Island

A place where kids can fuck around with friends they’ve known since they were 4 years old (thanks to the Saltaire day camp)… also known as a place where young adolescents gather in empty trap houses to get high and then go to the beach the next day, just to do it all over again.
Rules:
Only bikes
Barefoot
Locals only
Get drunk on bay picnic
Hu on lifeguard beach chairs

Notable residents
Ted and Jen of the Saltaire day camp!!!
Doctor bob
Patrick - Saltaire market
All of the public safety officers.
The lifeguards
Will Schiff

“This summer in Saltaire, Fire Island, we’re gonna get drunk at the bay picnic!!!!!”

by FireIslandFuckery December 23, 2021

Long Island Evening

Noun: A complete shit-show of an evening where revelers partake in cocktails from each family of delicious alcohols

Mike and Bethany had a Long Island Evening when Mike's mom was in town... 2x Old Fashioneds, 2x Manhattans, Pink Sanchez, 2 C Suckers, and 3 beers to round out the evening... whew!

by funkdrucker March 15, 2022

Rhode Island Stuffie

When you stick a soft dick into a vagina while she is eating another girls clam

Hey girls, I drank a little too much whisky, but would you be interested in a Rhode Island Stuffie?

by Yaboyyjonnyp420 July 14, 2021

Shutter Island Syndrome

When the original premise of a movie is more interesting than the twist.

"Man, that movie was good, but I really just wanted to watch detective Leo investigate a mystery at the insane asylum on this creepy island."

"Yeah, I guess that's why they call it Shutter Island Syndrome."

by FartinScorpeese May 23, 2021

Block Island Giraffe

When your chick is so tall that she has to open the hatch on your boat to stick her head out to ride your shaft.

I had this chick in my ocean yacht the other night that was so tall she had to do the Block Island Giraffe on me. People walking by on the dock were watching in disbelief as she rode up and down on my long shaft with her head above deck.

Also known as the ocean yacht trot.

by Skinner M September 4, 2021

Im an island boy

I AM ISLAND BOI IM AN ISLAND BOI

Im an island boy, Ima tell you like an island boy

by MYNAMEISMAUREKMCGANN November 23, 2021