dog poop island

The central island within a suburban roundabout serves as a small oasis. While it's a place where local residents might take their dogs for a walk, there is unfortunately an issue with some dog owners neglecting to clean up after their pets. This might occur because the central island isn't directly adjacent to houses, leading some owners to overlook their responsibility to pick up after their dogs.

I went to dog poop island and man did it smell bad

by FlabbyPancakeSause August 12, 2023

Saltaire, Fire Island

A place where kids can fuck around with friends they’ve known since they were 4 years old (thanks to the Saltaire day camp)… also known as a place where young adolescents gather in empty trap houses to get high and then go to the beach the next day, just to do it all over again.
Rules:
Only bikes
Barefoot
Locals only
Get drunk on bay picnic
Hu on lifeguard beach chairs

Notable residents
Ted and Jen of the Saltaire day camp!!!
Doctor bob
Patrick - Saltaire market
All of the public safety officers.
The lifeguards
Will Schiff

“This summer in Saltaire, Fire Island, we’re gonna get drunk at the bay picnic!!!!!”

by FireIslandFuckery December 23, 2021

Staten Island Plastic

Women (all caucasian) in Staten Island all get their breast augmentation at the same place, so all the women over forty have identical looking aftermarket breasts.

I can't wait to hit the Midland Beach this summer to see all that Staten Island Plastic laying out gettin some sun...

by Ivory Ocean March 20, 2023

Coney Island Falafel

The act of having sex with *only* the man’s balls inside the woman’s vagina.

“I thought it was going to be a normal night, but he just stuck his nuts in there. Just the balls.”

“Oh he pulled a Coney Island Falafel”

“Wtf is wrong with you”

by Beef Blaster IV December 13, 2022

Staten Island Peekaboo

A high stakes game of composure played while riding the Staten Island Ferry where you have to make eye contact and salute the Statue of Liberty while receiving manual stimulation from your significant other (or a friendly stranger).

True liberation cannot be attained until you've experienced a Staten Island Peekaboo.

by SpaHa Carlito February 7, 2023

coney island bankroll

Noun, roll of $1 bills with a $100 bill on the outside giving the appearance that one has more money than they claim.

Johnny tried to pay me off with a Coney Island bankroll, but I saw right through that junk.

by Thedudedylan November 21, 2019

The Island of misfit fuckbois

The place where fuckbois get sent to as an archived spam folder when they slide into someone’s DM’s

Her patience was worn so thin from all the unwanted dick pics she was getting, that she just started sending everyone to the island of misfit fuckbois

by Batmatt44 February 28, 2021