Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
by itsmyhandle September 19, 2016
Get the Toast tits mug.The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)
John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich
Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?
John: Messy holmes!
Frank: Nioce
Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?
John: Messy holmes!
Frank: Nioce
by balloonknotjohn December 18, 2012
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Get the Toast mug.Toasted Southwestern: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style in the anus with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.
Also called SouthWestern Toast
Also called SouthWestern Toast
1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Southwestern. I was all in her ass bro.
2- My boy Erin said this girl Ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if he was in the mood some some Toasted Western.
2- My boy Erin said this girl Ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if he was in the mood some some Toasted Western.
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When you compliment someone you are toasting them.
You can get into extreme toast sessions where many people toast a single person.
When you compliment someone you are toasting them.
You can get into extreme toast sessions where many people toast a single person.
Guy 1: Hey girl, you're beautiful.
Guy 2: *from distance* OOHH YOU JUST GOT TOASTED!
Girl: Thanks! :) ♥ ...lets date.
Guy 2: *from distance* OOHH YOU JUST GOT TOASTED!
Girl: Thanks! :) ♥ ...lets date.
by BrandonLegend October 5, 2016
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