The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).
"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022
When one's feet are super dirty from walking without shoes or socks. Much like Jesus' feet would have been.
by Steve Primanti August 25, 2014
A person so unique, unlikely, or weird that there is no other way to describe them than as a "busty jesus"
The party was mellow until three busty jesuses rolled up on Lime bikes wearing leopard print bathrobes and singing "Row Row Row Your Boat" in a round.
by Turler August 03, 2018
Some dude that has sex with a lot of women and impregnated all of them then leaves them with the gift of a fatherless child. He also does birthday parties.
“Hey have you heard of the sex jesus?”
“Yea I have that’s my dad.”
“I heard he’s the dad of 1/23 of the planet”
“Yea I have that’s my dad.”
“I heard he’s the dad of 1/23 of the planet”
by Havesafesex April 14, 2022
A Drinking game involving an extra large beer mug and ping pong balls. Similar in nature to quarters, Daddy Jesus has the starting player pour a chosen amount of beer into the mug and then attempt to bounce the ping pong ball into the mug. If successful, the player then pours any chosen amount into the mug and passes the ball to the next player. Any time a player fails to make the ball into the mug, they must drink the contents of the mug.
"The last time we played Daddy Jesus, he ended up getting screwed over by the other guys and had to drink a full giant mug."
by UFdude September 05, 2011
The nickname NASCAR gaming YouTuber Michael Mrucz uses for NASCAR Hall of Famer: Dale Earnhardt Jr in his videos. Sometimes also called “BOYYY” in his skit shorts by his father, corresponding with Jr calling his father “DAAAAD” in the skits
by The Only Cody Ware Superfan September 11, 2022
When someone is smoking a ciggarete, and you ask for twos or last drags, they offer you jesus drags. Jesus did not smoke, so they mean they will not save you any.
by hateallblacks July 04, 2009