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Gettin the cow for free

Have sex (oral or otherwise) for no money or any sentimental value .
"I be gettin the cow for free tonight ! Holler!
by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010
mugGet the Gettin the cow for freemug.

mad cow disease

Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.
The teacher was totally being all mad cow disease last night. She was all " maaahhhhh"
by bindy havanah December 23, 2008
mugGet the mad cow diseasemug.

poking the angry cow

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.
by lookarobot April 18, 2010
mugGet the poking the angry cowmug.

Lemon Cow Moment

A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.
Guy 1: "Bro! I just fucked Kylie Jenner!"

Guy 2: "Holy shit! That's a lemon cow moment!"
by rider35 March 2, 2021
mugGet the Lemon Cow Momentmug.

Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.
Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.
by DaniBlue November 11, 2016
mugGet the Turbo brown cowmug.

Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once
I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!
by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017
mugGet the Straddle some cowsmug.

rofllmao and a hungry cow

A word which came from a xbox live player, thatguy901, who used the word out of rage to make fun of noob players
jim: hey man, i just spawn killed this narb, and t bagged the shit out of him

alex:rofllmao and a hungry cow!
by alex the kid August 15, 2011
mugGet the rofllmao and a hungry cowmug.

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