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Noah

Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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Noah

A Noah is someone who can be very annoying but at the same time the most cutest boy you may meet. At the age of 16, a Noah guy can be sweet, funny and downright manipulative. He can kiss you and the next day not talk to you. A Noah can also be the fake person alive, like talking to you and in the middle of the conversation go talk to his friends. A Noah could also take advantage of your feelings. He can and might play with your mind and also be trying to get with you. At the end of the day he wants you so bad that he'll start talking about and wanting you the more.
Girl: Hey Noah um we need to talk cause I think things are getting complicated
Noah: Oh, ok um nah actually
Girl: What? Why?
*leaves you
by N-y'know May 1, 2019
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noah rourke

Absolute man whore , can’t get no pussy, sucks in school sucks I’m sports , everything about him is Litterly weird asf
Do u know Noah rourke ?

Yeah ! I used to have a thing with him then I broke shit off cause he’s WEIRD ASF
by Sville Scum May 15, 2019
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Noah Estes

This man is your average douchebag basically a bag of cocks. He is also a non profit hoeing hoe also a slut but he never gets pussy or nudes cause hes such a dick to everyone.
Hey did you ask that Noah Estes looking kid to the party? Cause im pretty sure he wanted in on our sausage fest.
by Lets be honest?!?! May 17, 2019
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Noah

Asshole with an alpaca
Noah is a guy who has an awsome alpaca.
by bishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May 19, 2019
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Noah

Noah is the type of person you could depend on! He's hilarious and has a very perverted mind. Many girls will fall in LOVE with a Noah u probably know. Also he's that type of guy who likes to scream when he is playing a video game (when he dies in the video game)and this guy loves spending time with his friends he never loves to leave someone out either. Oh and did I mention that he is very handsome and sweet he'll always be there to comfort you whenever you are feeling depressed. In conclusion if you ever find a Noah hold on to him and never let go of ur cute, hilarious,loving friend (or boyfriend)
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Omg its Noah!!

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I wish I could be like Noah...
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