Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.

"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!

by CallofClicky February 16, 2022

Ur mum fucking gay

Ur mum is gay and have sex with someone else other than ur dad

Man, why is Ur mum fucking gay

by 23r October 20, 2022

litch on mums

U are literally swearing on ur mums life

Omg are u serious?
Litch on mums

by scorpioicon November 20, 2021

Freddie your Mum is a Milf

Freddie's mum is a common insult to Freddies whose mums are milfs.

Oi, Freddie your mum is a MILF

by WisdomWords69696969 July 14, 2021

You’re mum

You’re mum means when someone is about to brutally muders your mother then days “you’re mum”

Someone:Omg you’re mum 😂😂😂🤣🤣
You:NO PLEASE. DONT KILL MY MOTHER I BEG YOU. SHES THE ONLY FAMILY IVE GOT LEFT

by You you you’re mum October 10, 2021

jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

The Mums

The psychological sickness one contracts when Mumfords and Sons backs out as the headliner of the music festival you're attending. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: intermittent frowning, being teased by your peers and randomly storming off in the middle of the show that replaced Mumford and Sons.

"Janet was really looking forward to seeing Mumford and Sons play at Bonnaroo this year. When they were suddenly replaced with Jack Johnson, she came down with a bad case of The Mums."

by Chicketychina11 June 21, 2013