Mike Stone

An old perverted fuck.

"That girl is cute"

"She's 12 you Mike Stone"

by Scootguy123 January 21, 2018

Mike Marshall

He is a fat ass and a horrible friend.

Mike Marshall fucked me over.

by ergsyan August 21, 2013

mike mccann

Pretty much the shit

That was mike mccann

by drunk'n monk July 10, 2011

Mike wazowski

hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot step on my throat daddy mike wazowski. ugh get it deep into me daddy

ugh step on my throat daddy mike wazowski

by 30 rats in a trench coat June 9, 2021

Money Mike

A Money Mike is someone who thinks they are good at basketball, but they are absolutely garbage. A Money Mike usually also has a "weak chin" or no chin at all.

John: "Remember that kid we played yesterday during the basketball game?"
Tanner: "Ya, he was trash."
Jake: "That Kid was such a Money Mike."

by bigblacknigga3000000 October 7, 2016

mike tooley

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.

mike tooley

by mike tooley August 18, 2003

Sailor Mike

A sailor named mike who only comes out a night and has a really long penis (14 inchessss).

Sailor Mike can sail my ship anytime ;)

by redddrose November 10, 2011