fatty mike

A teenage boy or man who isn't fat at all, and is actually quite attractive, but has self-esteem issues like that of a 15-year-old girl.
Fatty mikes are usually straight, but have EXTREMELY feminine qualities, like reading their girlfriend's YM & Cosmopolitan magazines, waxing pubic hair, and are weirdly emotional.
See also metrosexual.

HA!HA! Fatty Mike shaves his legs!

by anherotaylor August 12, 2007

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Mike Marshall

He is a fat ass and a horrible friend.

Mike Marshall fucked me over.

by ergsyan August 20, 2013

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mike mccann

Pretty much the shit

That was mike mccann

by drunk'n monk July 10, 2011

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mike sano

Mike sano, is a person with no IQ. His penis size is never over 4cms and dates girl 20 times under his age. He also like to pretend to be a girl and walk in the girls bathrooms.

Ugh you are so a Mike sano

by Travis spoon March 16, 2018

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killa mike

a killa mike is a guy who's dick is so big its hurts the girl he's having sex with or "kills her"...mike is just a common name so that's why we started using it...this is a common saying in western michigan

i heard her screaming all last night from the basement....must've been killa mike

by bam10 June 15, 2009

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