killa mike

a killa mike is a guy who's dick is so big its hurts the girl he's having sex with or "kills her"...mike is just a common name so that's why we started using it...this is a common saying in western michigan

i heard her screaming all last night from the basement....must've been killa mike

by bam10 June 15, 2009

fatty mike

A teenage boy or man who isn't fat at all, and is actually quite attractive, but has self-esteem issues like that of a 15-year-old girl.
Fatty mikes are usually straight, but have EXTREMELY feminine qualities, like reading their girlfriend's YM & Cosmopolitan magazines, waxing pubic hair, and are weirdly emotional.
See also metrosexual.

HA!HA! Fatty Mike shaves his legs!

by anherotaylor August 14, 2007

mike sano

Mike sano, is a person with no IQ. His penis size is never over 4cms and dates girl 20 times under his age. He also like to pretend to be a girl and walk in the girls bathrooms.

Ugh you are so a Mike sano

by Travis spoon May 11, 2018

Mike Marshall

He is a fat ass and a horrible friend.

Mike Marshall fucked me over.

by ergsyan August 21, 2013

mike tooley

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.

mike tooley

by mike tooley August 18, 2003

Money Mike

A Money Mike is someone who thinks they are good at basketball, but they are absolutely garbage. A Money Mike usually also has a "weak chin" or no chin at all.

John: "Remember that kid we played yesterday during the basketball game?"
Tanner: "Ya, he was trash."
Jake: "That Kid was such a Money Mike."

by bigblacknigga3000000 October 7, 2016

Sailor Mike

A sailor named mike who only comes out a night and has a really long penis (14 inchessss).

Sailor Mike can sail my ship anytime ;)

by redddrose November 10, 2011