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Mexican Beard

The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.

Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.
After I trimmed my pubes this morning I gave my girlfriend a mexican beard.
by hezzzer April 23, 2011
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Mexican Maserati

A generic term for the biggest, baddest, most beautiful, pimped out professional lawn mowing equipment available. Highly sought after by Mexican landscapers across the nation, usually a zero-turn industrial mower that rivals the bling factor of a lowrider car. A Status Synbol, it's ridden by the crew leader a.k.a "el jefe".
Today must have been mowing day, all the landscapers were out on their Mexican Maseratis.
by Winged Avenger June 28, 2011
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Mexican Relaxer

1. A sex routine where the man fucks the woman as if his performance was rated on receiving a green card (or legalized status) or not. This requires successfully pulling of three unique sexual positions in a row without having an orgasm until the last.

Derived from the 1980s when Hector Josè Morales landed in Mexico after parachuting from a plane carrying exotic melons, landing in an attractive American's backyard. She told him she would marry him and legalize him if he could make her have numerous orgasms.
Rick: what are you doing this weekend?
Nicky: not much, imma little stressed..
Rick: a mexican relaxer should clear that up!
Nicky: oh nah, I don't drink liquor!!
Rick: neither do I *drops pants to ankles*
by F.Mac April 30, 2010
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Pineapple Mexican

Those dirty pineapple mexicans were like roasting whole pigs and shit.
by ChaseTheAce September 12, 2012
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sad mexican

1. A Mexican who is sad after spending his cinco de mayo mowing lawns instead of drinking tequila with his amigos.
"Friend 1: Hey isn't it cinco de mayo?
Friend 2: Yeah Why?
Friend 1: Well because over there I see a sad mexican.
Friend 2: He must have been mowing all day instead of drinking tequila with his amigos."
by Trujuan Xavier May 21, 2014
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mexican handshake

the act of greeting someone by grabbing and shaking one's croutch
After a long separation, Paco quickly greeted me with a mexican handshake.
by TiC_ToK September 27, 2004
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mexican pizza

The best food in the whole wide world.
Good with mild hot sauce.
From Taco Bell.
Better with no tomatoes.
Girl: I'm hungry. What do you want to eat?
Girl 2: MEXICAN PIZZA. AYE AYE AYE.
by CATSEL October 8, 2005
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