The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.
Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.
Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.
by hezzzer April 23, 2011
Get the Mexican Beardmug. A generic term for the biggest, baddest, most beautiful, pimped out professional lawn mowing equipment available. Highly sought after by Mexican landscapers across the nation, usually a zero-turn industrial mower that rivals the bling factor of a lowrider car. A Status Synbol, it's ridden by the crew leader a.k.a "el jefe".
by Winged Avenger June 28, 2011
Get the Mexican Maseratimug. 1. A sex routine where the man fucks the woman as if his performance was rated on receiving a green card (or legalized status) or not. This requires successfully pulling of three unique sexual positions in a row without having an orgasm until the last.
Derived from the 1980s when Hector Josè Morales landed in Mexico after parachuting from a plane carrying exotic melons, landing in an attractive American's backyard. She told him she would marry him and legalize him if he could make her have numerous orgasms.
Derived from the 1980s when Hector Josè Morales landed in Mexico after parachuting from a plane carrying exotic melons, landing in an attractive American's backyard. She told him she would marry him and legalize him if he could make her have numerous orgasms.
Rick: what are you doing this weekend?
Nicky: not much, imma little stressed..
Rick: a mexican relaxer should clear that up!
Nicky: oh nah, I don't drink liquor!!
Rick: neither do I *drops pants to ankles*
Nicky: not much, imma little stressed..
Rick: a mexican relaxer should clear that up!
Nicky: oh nah, I don't drink liquor!!
Rick: neither do I *drops pants to ankles*
by F.Mac April 30, 2010
Get the Mexican Relaxermug. by ChaseTheAce September 12, 2012
Get the Pineapple Mexicanmug. 1. A Mexican who is sad after spending his cinco de mayo mowing lawns instead of drinking tequila with his amigos.
"Friend 1: Hey isn't it cinco de mayo?
Friend 2: Yeah Why?
Friend 1: Well because over there I see a sad mexican.
Friend 2: He must have been mowing all day instead of drinking tequila with his amigos."
Friend 2: Yeah Why?
Friend 1: Well because over there I see a sad mexican.
Friend 2: He must have been mowing all day instead of drinking tequila with his amigos."
by Trujuan Xavier May 21, 2014
Get the sad mexicanmug. by TiC_ToK September 27, 2004
Get the mexican handshakemug. The best food in the whole wide world.
Good with mild hot sauce.
From Taco Bell.
Better with no tomatoes.
Good with mild hot sauce.
From Taco Bell.
Better with no tomatoes.
by CATSEL October 8, 2005
Get the mexican pizzamug.