Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

The machine that keeps the coronavirus hype going.

The girl was part of the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Truth Machine

A fuck boy called T Russel

"Team point??!"
"Aww shit here comes the truth machine n his fuck ass point card"

by BigDihDaddi September 3, 2016

Dry washing machine

When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)

I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight

by Nwnowmqow w December 10, 2019

slut machine

Like the slot machine except that when you win at the slut machine, these are not coins but sluts and fellatio falling from the sky.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.

Oh damnation! He was convicted for pimping because he won the jackpot at the slut machine!

by Snarpan June 13, 2017

mac machine

"mac machine" a word used to describe a money access center otherwise known as an ATM used to deposit or withdraw money from.

"i need to pull some money out ,is there a mac machine near?"

by metro-T January 27, 2025

Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023

salt machine

A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)

Evina is a salt machine; always getting pissed.

by Dontknowwhatpseudonymeans May 31, 2017