Long John Silver's

A fast food chain that always annoys customers

Long John Silver's is the best.

by gcollier July 14, 2021

Dong long delivery

The act of sliding your penis through a mailbox

Mailman: Here's your mail sir
Person: Thanks
*The mail man proceeds to do a Dong long delivery*
Person: Aww man you giving me a Dong Long Delivery!

by MillionaireNo1 August 9, 2021

Long Island Blunt

A single blunt containing 5 (or more) different strains of Marijuana. Similar to how a Long Island Ice Tea contains 5 types of alcohol, but with weed. Typically found in areas where marijuana or medical marijuana is legal.

Also could be called a Long Island Ice Tea Blunt.

Originated in Colorado

After going to the dispensary, we rolled up a Long Island Blunt.

by Papa Skunk September 16, 2013

proper long one

Something long enough to get the job done

Oh man talk about a proper long one

by Luke-69 June 19, 2023

Gay as the day is long

Referring to a homosexual who is quite enthusiastic about their homosexuality.

Did you see that guy?! He’s as gay as the day is long!

by Rambo1782 January 7, 2023

Johnny long face

To take a shit

“Yo I gotta take a Johnny long face. “

by Fulmetl August 10, 2018

Playing the Long Schlong

When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.

bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”

bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”

bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”

bro 2: “Same tbh.”

by Priest Of The Niggadel August 7, 2022