jumped on the grenade

A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.

"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."

by CaptainAmerica0329 September 25, 2013

backwards jump-squat

The coolest shit you have ever seen, dude straight up does a squat then does a backflip followed by a moonwalk and a shot

Holy shit, Fred is about to do a backwards jump-squat, this is going to be fucking hilarious when he messes up!

by devnoseestaco March 22, 2021

Elf-Jump

When sone one jumps or tackles a person taller or bigger then them.

"He stole Mea's math book!"
"She's gonna elf-jump him I swear. "
"She's so short. "

by $luver$ January 9, 2017

jumped shit

Get the fuck out of

Vine is shutting down all the viners have jumped shit to Instagram

by SlayerThePlaya January 26, 2017

Jumped

Being completely destroyed by a group of people out of the blue.

"Yesterday I saw this guy get jumped by ten people after they came from every direction possible."

by itamicize April 2, 2022

jump dab

A jump dab is when you dab and jump at the same time

Hey, Amanda, can you demonstrate what a jump dab is?

by KoolCatz263 November 24, 2016

Jump

verb
gerund or present participle: jumping
1.
push oneself off a surface and into the air by using the muscles in one's legs and feet.
"the cat jumped off his lap"
2. To intentionally get a head start on a drag race to get the upper hand ( cheat )

Two cars are seen lining up to drag race when one car unexpectedly takes off before the other car, Tom says, did you see that guy “jump” , “ yes replies Jeff, what a homosexual !”

by Fair suck of the sav September 12, 2023