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july 19

the best person bday ever. KARL JACOBS BDAY. like if your lady is july 19, u are very swag cause u share a bday with the one and only karl jacobs
“omg ur bday is july 19, ur very swag”
shut your mom
shut ur entire mom
ur entire mom is shut
omg ur dogwater
ur wieners built like a tic tac

karls bdayyy
by casserolidy July 22, 2021
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July 31 2008

The baddest bitch alive. Mess with her and she will fine you. But she can also be really sweet.
by Sksksk sksksk sksksk October 27, 2019
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July 1, 2003

A month, day, and year.
Wow, John, you were alive on July 1, 2003.
by StormyWarmy11 April 12, 2017
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July 22 2010

If you were born on this date you are special to a lot of people and a lot of people like you, you look good everyday and every night and stay positive. People born on July 22 2010 are the must trust worthy people and deserve everything in the world they are good looking and the malt caring people ever!
Kid: hey its July 22 2010
some person: MY AMAZING CHILD WAS BORN TODAY
by Dandono January 24, 2021
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July 2

The day when two dumb bitches were born
July 2 when they were born
by Penis suckers May 4, 2021
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Julie-itis

A mental disease effecting parents, manifested a strong need to control their child's life, from college to personal relationships to money. Parents with Julie-itis are incapable of gracefully letting their adult children finish growing up, and are prone to ranting about how rebellious and wrong their child is anytime they do not fall in line with their idea for what the child's life should look like.
Person #1: Why is that Mom gossiping with twenty year old girls about how awful her son is?
Person #2: Dude, she so has Julie-itis.

Boy: My Mom's Julie-itis is getting worse. Now she's refusing to give me toothpaste just because I want to leave the house.
Girl: Wow...does she want your teeth to fall out?
by HS_yodaforce August 5, 2012
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July 16

Just pull your best friend in to a private place or in too a bathroom and say it’s July 16 let’s f u c k 💋😍😘😩🤪🤤🥰
by Kikirayg July 15, 2021
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