January 2

•National suck a dick day
•National eat ass day
•National fuck your gf/bf day

Yay it January 2 time to suck a dick!

by ☁wolf_Niko☁ November 9, 2019

January 6th

January 6th is national break up with your high school girlfriend day. Quit acting like y’all are getting married it’s actually going no where. Be Alpha. Be a Man.

Quit being beta and break up with her on January 6th and get the most out of your college experience

by Peyton addison January 5, 2022

January 26th

National day of show your dick in public

x:This guy is pedophile, his show ing his dick everyone.
y:No bro it's January 26th

by Nyshida December 17, 2020

January 6th

January 6th national boobs day show off your boobs there amazing

Woah why are you showing me your boobs
Well it’s January 6th national boob day

by You’ll January 6, 2020

january 2

its january 2 the day people were born w dicks 8 1/2at the age 14

january 2 is when boys w/big dicks were born

by hellojamal December 14, 2020

January 28th

National Andrew Ming’s Day

Him: Hey what national day is it
Her: You didn’t know, It’s January 28th
Him: and...?
Her: NIGGA, it’s fucking National Andrew Ming’s Day

by rainbowponies100 January 27, 2020

January 6

The day you can complain all you want to your friends and if they say stop complaining, then they have to get you ice cream

Person 1: Ugh I HATE school. it just SUCKS
Person 2: Suck it up, and quit being such a baby-
Person 1: No its January 6, so now you have to get me ice cream. My favorite flavor is chocolate

by Thisistheonlytimewewillmeet January 6, 2021