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The Indian Internet Theory

The Indian Internet theory is an online conspiracy theory that asserts that the Internet now consists mainly of Indian population activity and automatically generated content that is manipulated by Indian-based curation algorithm, marginalizing organic human activity.
Based on the worldwide population statistics there are 1.4 billion population of India excluding descendants from India and people that speak the language from that country. Over 53% of the world has access to the internet, China has the great firewall, USA has their own self-interest, and the most populous countries include Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Brazil, Bangladesh, Russia, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to internet, meanwhile India has the most population of English speakers.

This corresponds with the idea that you will bound to stumble on accounts made and operated based in India especially in posts with subjects of sports (they will sneak something about cricket), religion, and white fitness bikini models.
Those aren't Russian & Israeli Bot accounts, those are just Kumar, Pradesh, and Rajesh they are part of The Indian Internet Theory
by Ibonarious Eshak February 11, 2024
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Inside Out Indian Burn

During a mmf threeway when both men are inside the vagina and are alternating thrusts, causing an indian burn inside the vagina.
Crissy has been walking weird today.
Ya dude, Chad and Todd gave her the Inside Out Indian Burn last night.
by Level3Autism September 1, 2018
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Touch Hole Deep to a 9ft Indian

When something is very deep, usually in reference to snow. Or the depth equivalent to the distance from the ground to a 9 foot Indian's butthole.
The snow was touch hole deep to a 9ft Indian.
by AKD527!! June 9, 2024
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indian medicine

Another term for denki anma, used as a technique by bullies and older brothers. Unlike denki anma, Indian medicine is usually done with both giver and recipient on the floor.
Because his little brother was annoying, the big brother decided to give him some Indian medicine.
by ion violet May 19, 2019
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Indian hooper

A dumb ass nigga that cant guard the teams point guard bc he is raw asf and they ear curry every lunch sometime get injured all the fucking time “ryan”
by Chrisyjuan October 31, 2019
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Indian coffee

When jumping in a lake or a cold river in the morning to wake yourself up as american indians had no coffee per say
Dude im wasted, in need some indian coffee this morning
by boneshaker July 26, 2020
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Indian alliance

when one women is surrounded by a group of five or more men profusely ejaculating into her mouth
this bitch wouldn't shut up so we gave her our famous Indian alliance
by sir. Cumalot February 13, 2023
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