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Good morning and God bless

(verb)
A "good morning and God bless" is the act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit in a bathroom.
"Do you want anything for breakfast?"
"No I already did a good morning and God bless."
also
"If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a good morning and God bless."
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Tuesday Morning

an American household merchandise discount store headquartered in Dallas, Texas. Founded in 1974, the company once advertised nearly 500 locations across the country, also advertising itself as having high quality products at low prices
On April 28, 2023, just days after the collapse of Bed Bath & Beyond, Tuesday Morning announced that it would be going out of business and close all 200 remaining locations
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Morning thunder

An incredibly loud, deep, and sexy fart that a person blasts in the morning
I let out some stinky morning thunder today.
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morning sushi

When you wrap your dick in Rice and seaweed in the morning and make your girlfriend eat it.
Ex: "Hey Brad! Ever since this morning I've felt like an oriental chef!"

"Why? You eat Japanese?"

"Nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi."
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Good morning and God bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Person 1: What's taking you so long?
Person 2: I'm doing a good morning and God bless.
Person 1: You're fucking weird dude.
by BambooSteen May 23, 2018
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Good Morning

The greeting used by paparazzi at 4 A.M. to receive the kind and polite response from "Yeezy man" himself.
Paparazzi man: Hey Good Morning Kanye.
Kanye Best: Shut the fuck up
by Rey the Gay October 15, 2019
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