This is a customized pronoun that is created by me. This is a dehumanizing pronoun that is used to describe nonbinary people or even people with known sex insultingly and rudely. Like the pronoun "it", it was used as a highly offensive slur to describe nonbinary or gender-nonconforming individuals, but now seldom used by them as their personal pronoun.
"thing, thing, things, things, thingself" Pronoun
Subjective: thing (originally for nonhumanic objects, but this term is used to describe people in a dehumanizing way.)
Objective: thing (unchanged, like the pronoun "it")
Possessive Adjective & Pronoun: things or sometimes thing's with an apostrophe (directly adding an "s" like the pronoun "its")
Reflexive: thingself (based on the pattern of "himself"
Subjective: thing (originally for nonhumanic objects, but this term is used to describe people in a dehumanizing way.)
Objective: thing (unchanged, like the pronoun "it")
Possessive Adjective & Pronoun: things or sometimes thing's with an apostrophe (directly adding an "s" like the pronoun "its")
Reflexive: thingself (based on the pattern of "himself"
by marcotoa October 23, 2025
Get the thing, thing, things, things, thingselfmug. See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*
Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."
God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."
Adam "Bye Snake!"๐
Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐ฎ ๐จ
Eve ๐
Lucifer ๐
*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐
Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐
Lucifer ๐ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*
Eve ๐ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."
Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐๐๐ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*
Eve "Oh..." ๐
Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."
Eve "But... What will happen?"
Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."
Eve "I don't know..."
Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
๐ซด ๐
Eve ๐ "......." *takes bite* ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ซจ๐จ๐ฐ
Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"
Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*
Lucifer "No don't!" ๐ซณ "......" ๐ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐คท
Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."
God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."
Adam "Bye Snake!"๐
Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐ฎ ๐จ
Eve ๐
Lucifer ๐
*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐
Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐
Lucifer ๐ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*
Eve ๐ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."
Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐๐๐ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*
Eve "Oh..." ๐
Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."
Eve "But... What will happen?"
Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."
Eve "I don't know..."
Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
๐ซด ๐
Eve ๐ "......." *takes bite* ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ซจ๐จ๐ฐ
Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"
Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*
Lucifer "No don't!" ๐ซณ "......" ๐ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐คท
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Get the Cage thingmug. Max: Imma add Kash time to urban dictionary
Kash: Seems like a Max thing to do
Nervo: Yep, its not really surprising if he does
Kash: Seems like a Max thing to do
Nervo: Yep, its not really surprising if he does
by ThyNervo November 6, 2022
Get the Max thingmug. It is sort of like the "that's what she said" jokes. You say it in response to someone saying something that may soun weird out of context. It's only known reference is in the Netflix movie Wine Country.
by AnUnkownPerson123456789 June 29, 2019
Get the Things We Say Nowmug. by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
Get the Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting pagemug. <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose Robles will Not Pay Attention TO Suspense, seuspense, suspensul things to Order To Live My, ANgel JOse Robles' Life For I, ANgel JOSe Robles<.7.9.76.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose Robles will Not Pay Attention TO Suspense, seuspense, suspensul things to Order To Live My, ANgel JOse Robles' Life For I, ANgel JOSe Robles<.7.9.76.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose Robles will Not Pay Attention TO Suspense, seuspense, suspensul things to Order To Live My, ANgel JOse Robles' Life For I, ANgel JOSe Robles<.7.9.76.>mug. Money is THE ONLY thing that will make me whole after all this time and is both the least you can do and what I'm entitled to per my 5th amendment right to be given to compensation for my property (which my labor and mind bith constitute).
Hym "And you know what ISN'T going to do that? Fucking therapy. The only thing that'll do it is money."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2025
Get the The only thingmug.