When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
by Djay_man July 7, 2021
Get the New-Phone Theorymug. Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.
The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.
Implies that a surface area is a number.
Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.
Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
Implies that a surface area is a number.
Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.
Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
by metawave August 21, 2020
Get the attention theory of everythingmug. The tenlee theory, is the theory in which guys with thick necks just happen to have small and skinny penises.
by 62771818884 April 11, 2022
Get the The Tenlee Theorymug. I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'
I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'mug. Physicist (mathly genius) newly proposed dating theory, which explains women's descion making paridim selecting an intimate partner, when faced with an extreemly limited 'datable' population.
Youtube- Mathe Genius explains why women are now forced to date 'mid' men
Background information and math supporting this theory
1. Youtube- String theory Explained-What is the nature of Reality?
2. Youtube- What is a Fractal?(and what are they good for)
3. Youtube- The new best spirograph on the market
4. Youtube- Hyper realistic portraits with thread
5. Youtube- Son Lux Change is Everything
Youtube- Mathe Genius explains why women are now forced to date 'mid' men
Background information and math supporting this theory
1. Youtube- String theory Explained-What is the nature of Reality?
2. Youtube- What is a Fractal?(and what are they good for)
3. Youtube- The new best spirograph on the market
4. Youtube- Hyper realistic portraits with thread
5. Youtube- Son Lux Change is Everything
You had any luck with men lately?
No they're a lot of low cards in that hand? You?
I've worked out the mathly on the string theory of dating and I'm optimistic.
No they're a lot of low cards in that hand? You?
I've worked out the mathly on the string theory of dating and I'm optimistic.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
Get the String Theorymug. This video is only a year old... Did I not say something about that!? Is somebody doing something with that? Is that a thing now?
Hym "Informational Universe Theory! Best theory of humanity! My BRAINS... It's to POWERFUL! Omega Brain-Mind! Better than everyone!!!"
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
Get the Informational Universe Theorymug. A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
Get the Shit Sandwich Theorymug.