hook

A penis curved left or right.

Got her hooked and she love the hook

by M.o May 8, 2014

double dip fish hook

Your fuckin a girl from the back at the beach and you pull out smack it in the sand and stuff it in her ass and when she screams you fish hook the bitch.

Dude I double dip fish hooked this bitch at the beach.

by That matt June 21, 2022

J Hook

J Hook - Used in meteorology refering to the area of a thunderstorm that produces tornados. Usually associated with the "Dry line."

Did you see that J Hook on the radar?

by Bob Turk August 26, 2012

boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021

Captain's hook

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!

by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013

Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 5, 2022

hook up

To have sex. Not to be confused with making out!!

we hook up.

by The dghaljkdhsg January 22, 2018