Hipsters

(B)ac(k)ronym for Hirsute, Inked, Pierced, Self-Important, Trendy, Entitled, Retro-wearing Slobs.

Hipsters hating on other hipsters have never been so hip.

by Regent Devil December 3, 2009

Hipster

A messy, massive "subculture". I'm sure it originally was about...something, now it acts to add a little bit of salt to the cracker population moving into cities. Its in. A "hipster" is basically a master of the internet with more style than your garden variety nerd/geek/dweeb etc. Drinks coffee, smokes cigs, read books, listens to trendy music. In my experience, these things were always associated with cool. But exclusivity is what makes things trendy. This is a pitfall for hipster. Since there is little guidance, no authority, to weed out the wieners from the winners, veteran hipsters cannot distinguish themselves from posers. So you have that whole thing all over again. Remember when you were 13 and Justin Stone called you a poser for wearing a Gap t-shirt with a flat rimmed hat? G-rap with the shit then and you tried so hard, but you're not hood. You're not a surfer either, Abercrombie. And you're not "urban" by trying to allude to it with clothes, inefficient rainbow bikes, and American classics. Now that its reached suburbia I think its on its last leg. The small blogs that were the vein of this behavior have blown up, retailers have figured out how it works, and the uninitiated can identify who's trying and who's not. Save yourself some money, some time and effort, and continue to wear socks and sandals if you already do so. Cause you're really not missing much.

P.S. learn from mistakes.

"I'll be respected in this scary place if I create an artsy persona for myself. Right?"

Hipster

by tarzan_king-of-the-burbs November 18, 2011

Hipster Friend

A hipster who is a fake friend of an individual who is not a hipster. S/he doesn't want a serious friendship, so if you have a hipster friend, sooner or later s/he will stab you in the back or let you down.

Person 1: That fucker! When I told him I need his help he suddenly disappeared. And now, when I meet him on the street he looks away.

Person 2: Nevermind, bro, he was just a hipster friend.

by bluesmaster December 12, 2012

Hipster-puff

Hairstyle popular with male hipsters (or lesbians). The hair is short on the sides and long on the top resulting in a shaggy mound on the crown of the head (the puff).

Non-hipster: Your hair looks..."interesting"...have you had it cut?
Hipster: Yes, it's Hipster-puff.

by StarchyCakes June 23, 2012

Hipst'ocracy

When you claim to be an enlightened and unique individual but don't realize the extreme duality in your efforts to be different have crafted you out to be just another sheep on the hunt for individuality. Ba'aaah.

Person 1#: Todd just picked up a flannel, record player, and a peruvian beanie from urban outfitters to impress that one kombucha cunt from sociology.
Person #2: The cringe is strong, the hipst'ocracy makes me want to commit neckrope.

by theblackadder February 25, 2019

Golden Hipster

"Golden Hipster" a Hipster that is well above the age of your parents laughing at something that you little half autistic brother wouldn't even find funny.

"I heard this was supposed to be funny but why are only these Golden Hipsters laughing?"

by aaronglaser December 12, 2009

Gucci Hipster

An individual who frequents the hipster scene but wears and promotes name/designer brands. Doesn't particularly enjoy thrifting but likes consignment stores for a good bargain on designer brands.

She is a Gucci Hipster.

by casey mae January 17, 2011