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Burlington High School 

A public high school in Burlington, Vermont with 1150 students from 9th-12th grade. School colors are blue & white. Officially called Burlington International High School for a day, due to all of the diversity in the school, including many refugees. Consists of 5 different buildings, labeled A-E, each 2-3 floors each and connected by glass walkways. There is a courtyard out front, and in the center, and a new state of the art field. A place where everyone goes to class high, or drunk, the librarians are hell, and everyone either is chill, or wants to be.
She's mad chill, I bet she went to Burlington High School.
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Coventry High School 

Coventry High School of Coventry Rhode Island.... Where to begin where to begin...
First off, if your mommy and daddy aren't local teachers, police or any other town employee and life time Coventry residents you're fucked. Don't expect playing time in sports, no matter how good you are, extra help from teachers or anything else for that matter.
Also, Coventry High School is home to upper-middle class jackasses who think they own the ground you walk on. This, is all because they live in the MAGICAL UTOPIA "WOOD ESTATES" which is nothing more than overpriced raised ranches on the mud hole that is Johnson's Pond. These people all walk around feeling that mommy and daddy will provide... becasue they do and these kids have 0 independence.

Third, the building was designed by a retard.... FLAT ROOF IN NEW ENGLAND?! Are you kidding me?
Lastly, these kids are all miserable little brats. They sit around and act like HARD CORE G's. Also, they love to break your balls until you're pretty pissed and then when shit gets intesnse, back off and act like they were just fucking around.
Dude.... you go to Coventry High school? GET OUT NOW!
Coventry High School by BossMAN August 3, 2012

Madison High School Baseball 

Madison High School in Vienna Virginia is an enormously large building for its purpose. The purpose of the building is supply the team with a constant stream of underaged pussy to rape.

Do you enjoy to get away with whatever the fuck you want, while other people get expelled for doing half of what your doing, then join the mustangs, *but you have to start early. Cock sucking starting in 6th grade may be advisible. Do you enjoy going to parties you werent invited to and squieling on kids who threw it and then get stabbed in the arm for it. Join Madison Baseball!

Do you enjoy sitting at a circular table in the cafeteria and make unintellegent remarks to sophmores? Do 50 year old fatfuck coaches who claim to work at the school as "security officers" whoose only crime they could stop is the hamburgerler by eating all the fucking Big Macs in the restaraunt before he gets there, and then doing them a favor by drawing a picture of them naked wearing nothing but a necklace like in titanic, solely for the purpose they can see their penis for the first time in 12 years? Then join the madison baseball team!
Madison High School Baseball is a great way to get away with rape!

Alvirne High School 

The only school in southern NH(Hudson) with a restaurant, barn/farm, preschool, store with awesome cookies, green house, vocational wing and an agriculteral wing that smells horrible. When people ask you where you go to school, and you say Alvirne, they respond with Oh the cow school. And where the now former principal can casually walk everywhere but get to one side of the school to the other side within 3 minutes. The cow poop can be smelled from various locations, and is especially ripe in the morning when you arrive at school. The freshmen thing they are the coolest people in world and they have the biggest backpacks ever. People do not know how to move in the hallways. But by the end of theire high school career (senior year), are you barely carrying around a backpack or purse. With having the most awkwardest stairs going from the lower parking lot to the upper parking lot to go in the lobby.
Alvirne High School is known as the cow school.
Alvirne High School by 603girl September 3, 2012

senn high school 

2nd best school in Chicago😍. If u go to senn n u white u probably in IB or arts . Baddest bitches in Chicago live there , fights like every 3 weeks or so so we bad girls club GHETTO ghetto version . Don’t b surprised wen u walk in the joint n it smells like weed . Everyone hate alvarez bitch ass so when she sees u walk the other way ! George the realest mf I know of 🤝IB and visual arts got tha finest girls 🤣 Ugly ass dudes on god but senn girls, KEEP DOING YO SHI😚‼️
“Where u go to school?” “Senn High School” “ain’t y’all had a lockdown n pedophilic theater teacher?”
senn high school by Ms Green April 6, 2020

Ponderosa High School 

A place where you'll find the typical redneck, white trash, chewing mother fuckers. Also home to a whole variety of drug users; most commonly weed. Full of 15 year old girls trying to be like the "popular" thots that they look up to. And who can forget about the group of Subaru, ricer driving kids that call themselves "Flounder Gang".
"Hey you want to go to the Ponderosa High School football game tonight?" "Yea, I'll bring the chew, you bring the weed. And tell me if you see anyone that's in Flounder Gang so we can steal their vapes"

greenshaw high school 

a shitty school where they use credit cards system and everyone gets fucking detention and teachers hate children
he goes to greenshaw high school
greenshaw high school by mo-skinny January 26, 2019