Girlfriend

Something that sweaty Fortnite players will never have.

Ooh I crank 90’s but can’t get a girlfriend.
Who needs a girlfriend when you’ve got Fortnite

by 12’scappin August 12, 2022

National Give your Girlfriend A Hoodie Day

August 25th , 2022

a day where you give your girlfriend a hoodie!

Jeremy: here’s my hoodie!!

Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3

by simpingforhim13 August 23, 2022

Girlfriend

Will suck a fart right from your butthole

Just ask your girlfriend

by Puff Puff Fuck Ya Chica September 3, 2022

National Girlfriend day

You must treat her like a queen this whole day all attention on her

Attention talk to her National girlfriend day

by Bllli September 4, 2022

The Perfect Girlfriend

Simply the one. The girl you can’t dare to think about hurting. The one you dream about kissing on Halloween and wake up guilt ridden because you know how uncomfortable she would be if you told her. The girl that is always on your mind. The one that you want to wake up next to after a late night shopping streak. The one you want to dance in the kitchen with. The one you want to watch walk towards you on the aisle The one you could never hate. The perfect Girlfriend is you, Malana.

My love, is the perfect girlfriend.

by morrisdidurmum October 27, 2022

National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!

Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

by gwagwazk October 31, 2022

how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022